Saturday, June 22, 2013

Funny Breakup: 'Why I'm Dumping You' List Highlights Ex's Annoying Habits (PHOTO)

After a breakup, it can be cathartic to list all the things you won't miss about your ex. But sending the list to him or her? That takes some nerve.

Apparently, that's exactly what one person did after dumping the special someone in his or her life. The list, entitled "Why I'm Dumping You" and posted on Imgur Wednesday, includes 20 things the dumper found obnoxious about their ex, from wearing leather pants, to the ex's confusion over whether or not vegans eat bacon. (Seriously?)

Take a look at the full list below:

I'd like to think the person who is being dumped is a girl, but I'm pretty sure it's not.

That's gotta hurt. Tell us what you think of this list in the comments, then click through the slideshow below for more hilarious breakup letters found around the web.

H/t Imgur user danade

  • McCain's Effect On Love

    Dave isn't into "Big Government" and Beth isn't into "Big" Dave; this courtship was bound to fail. <a href="http://files.sharenator.com/DearDaveIl_individual_Break_Up_Letter_From_Hell-s400x441-34392-580.jpg ">(source)</a>

  • The Giraffe

    We actually feel bad for this girl. It's not often you lose the most awesome guy ever. <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/minjaeormes/breaking-up-is-hard-to-do-ohu/">(source)</a>

  • Didn't See That Coming

    Poor Erin, the worst thing after getting a compliment is to get dumped. The 2nd worst thing is to realize how well your ex can turn "100,000,000 sparkly trampolines" into poetry. <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/seeyourvoice/3553297430/">(source)</a>

  • It's Over. 4or Real.

    Does spelling "for" wrong ease the pain of a break up? If you're 8 or older, yes. <a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2250/2384858694_2eabb897a4.jpg%3Fv%3D0&imgrefurl=http://flickr.com/photos/neogoddess/2384858694/&usg=__Ju0jUECtDOV8CzzTiU_oM-nlxSc=&h=500&w=321&sz=120&hl=en&start=15&sig2=cZu84YrbAOoYGIcHDLE2TA&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=4yI46OBEXV9nwM:&tbnh=130&tbnw=83&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbreak%2Bup%2Bletters%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN%26rlz%3D1G1GGLQ_ENUS312%26tbs%3Disch:1&ei=EF-2S9P-HYWdlgeGvuhU">(source)</a>

  • Salt, Meet Wound

    I know it, you know it, Sparky knows it. <a href="http://www.lionsdenu.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Breakup-Letter.jpg">(source)</a>

  • The Overdramatic Letter

    "That is the gift I got from you...Love. It never dies and will never lessen, subside or disapear. We will meet again one day in heaven and we'll love each other like there was no pause." In another situation, receiving this letter would be grounds for breaking up with its author. <a href="http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=break+up+letter&go=&form=QBIR&qs=n&sk=&sc=2-11#focal=def723c7b46352ff20b4f144da4703b9&furl=http%3A%2F%2Ffoundmagazine.com%2Fimages%2Ffinds%2Ffull%2Fbreakupletterotherside.gif">(source)</a>

  • BUSTED!

    Hard to tell if she's upset at the pics or the fact that she's fat.

  • Effective Advertising

    Love is hard, but eventually you learn that the best way to confront your problems is to post them on billboards. <a href="http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2006/billboard-breakup.jpg">(source)</a>

  • Personals Get Personal

    We're guessing they had communication problems. <a href="http://sweetiegirlz.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/break-up-by-news-paper.jpgf">(source)</a>

  • Star Wars References Will Not Win Her Back

    After being dumped by your girlfriend, the next logical step is to profess your love to her through Star Wars references. <a href="http://www.baconbabble.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/break-up-letters-51.jpg">(source)</a>

  • Break Up Letter Fiasco

    For the thrilling conclusion and dramatic reading of this letter, please click <a href="http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/">here</a>.

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